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Homer: Mmmm... Sacrelicious

Homer: Mmmm... Forbidden Donut

Homer: I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T

Homer: Praise Jeebus..
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Homer: For the first time in our marriage I can look down my nose at you - you have a gambling problem!
Marge: It's true, I do...can you ever forgive me?
Homer: Oh sure! Remember that time I got drunk and crashed the car? Well YOU have a gambling problem! And remember that time I let the burgler into our house because I thought he was Santa Claus? Well YOU have a gambling problem!
Marge: Homer! When you forgive someone you can't throw it back at them like that!
Homer: Aw what a gip...Remember when...?
Marge: Homer!
Homer: Oh yeah, forgot already
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*Bart falls off his new bike Homer built him*

Homer: Bart, don't worry, I got a First Aid Kit. I spring loaded it for quick access

*Needles, other shit springs into Homers head*

*Homer runs around the street screaming in pain*

Love that one Grin
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You will have to speak up im wearing a towel
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Homer Did you notice that I was the robot all along
Bart Well... Maybe but Ive gone all summers without seeing ya
Homer yeah I am pretty unreliable Ha Ha
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Homer: Son, when a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong. When a woman says everything's wrong, it means everything's wrong. And when a woman says that something isn't funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
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'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

lmao
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Grandpa: Son, you're as stupid as a mule and twice as ugly. So if a stranger offers you a ride, I'd say take it.

[Bachman Turner Overdrive is playing at a county fair]
Bart: Who are those pleasant old men?
Homer: It's BTO. They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their big hit was TCB.
[Bart stares at Homer]
Homer: That's how we talked in the '70s. We didn't have a moment to spare.

Groundskeeper Willie: All right Skinner, that's the last time you'll slap your Willie around.
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That's OK son - if it's too hard, it's not worth trying...
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Homer: Don't worry Lisa, we can just go down to the pound and get you a new jazzman!
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Maximus wrote:
I have a few Ralph Wiggum quotes

'That's where i saw the leprechaun, he tells me to burn things'

'I bent my wookie'


"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

'ewww daddy this tastes like grandma'

'Mrs Krabappel and principal skinner were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me'

"I'm Idaho."

"Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove."

Add...
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Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
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Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

Mr. Burns: I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children.

Smithers: I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.

Superintendent Chalmers:
“Thank the Lord”? That sounded
like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within
these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized
religion.

Krusty the Clown: And now, in the spirit of the season: start
shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be
nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers
with a cold.
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Milhouse: I can't wait until we're teenagers, then we'll be happy!
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Homer, Marge, and Lisa are bound, while Sideshow Bob attempts to kill Bart on their houseboat.

Lisa: Oh no! He drugged dad!

Marge: No he didnt.
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Kent Brockman: They use lower class expressions like "Oh yeah!" and "Come here a minute"

Homer: Oh yeah, thinks we're lower class does he? Bart! Come here a minute.

Bart: You come here a minute

Homer: Oh yeah!
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Comic book guy: "no cutting! i'm talking to u, Mr Cutter"
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Lenny: i brought a bag of money in case he wants us to some again.
Homer: i hope he tells us to burn our pants, these things are killing me


Moe: Hi, i'm moe, or as the ladies like to call me, Hey you behind the bushes

Homer: Must kill moe! WEEEEEEEEEEEE! must kill moe! WEEEEEEE!
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*Imitating Mr Burns' "Excellent" while auditioning to play the role of Mr Burns*

Hopkins (as Hannibal Lecter): Excellent. *makes slurping sound*
Burns: Next!
Shatner: Exc-ell-ent!
Burns: Next!
Homer: Exactly.. heh heh.. d'oh!
Burns: ..Next!
Bumblebee Man: Excellente!



*Sees a 'GYM' sign*
Homer: Gyme.. what's a Gyme?
*enters gym*
Homer: Ooh! A Gyme!
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Selma: Are you gay?
Troy McClure: Gay? I WISH!!
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Chief Wiggum: Uh, I hate to interrupt your fun boys, but I got a few complaints that your game is crooked.
Homer: [laughs] And how.
Chief Wiggum: Gee, I'd hate to close you down. Maybe we can reach a little, uh, understanding here.
[holds out his hand]
Homer: I understand.
Chief Wiggum: Uh, let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend "Bill".
[glances down at the cash box]
Chief Wiggum: Have you seen any "Bills" around here?
Homer: No.
[points to Bart]
Homer: He's Bart.
Chief Wiggum: [groans] Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?
Homer: Okay.
Chief Wiggum: The guy I'm really looking for, wink, is Mr. Bribe, wink, wink.
[winks twice]
Homer: It's a ring toss game.
Chief Wiggum: All right, that's it. I'm shutting this game down!
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Tank wrote:
*Sees a 'GYM' sign*
Homer: Gyme.. what's a Gyme?
*enters gym*
Homer: Ooh! A Gyme!

lol that scene always cracks me up...

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Homer trying to become a Big Brother:
Big Brother Officer: And why do you want to be come a Big Brother?
Homer's Brain:Don't say revenge, don't say revenge, don't say revenge
Homer: Ah....Revenge?
Homer's Brain: That's it, I'm outta here!
*sounds of footsteps*
*sound of door slamming*
Big Brother Officer: OK *ticks box on form labelled "Revenge"

Very Happy

Love that scene.
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Eat my shorts!!!
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