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Hendo Maroon
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PostSubject: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSat Apr 24, 2010 8:00 am

Anyone seen any good storm jokes relating to the recent drama...here is a couple of alright ones

what is the difference between a Melbourne Storm and a triangle??
a triangle has 3 points

sure there is better out there than these 2! let me know

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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSat Apr 24, 2010 8:01 am

Cameron Smith said this morning "hey bellamy, how are we supposed to go out there every week and no matter how hard we try we'll still be on no points at the end of the season?" bellamy said "i dont know? i'll ring ricky stuart and ask him!?

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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSat Apr 24, 2010 8:10 am

What has 26 legs and still can't climb a ladder? - Melbourne Storm

Did you hear Wally Waldron will be making a guest appearance on MasterChef next week to cook the books?

A Melbourne supporter calls the storm head office and asks for some merchandise. The salesperson replied, "we've got jumpers, shirts, shorts, scarves and more". The Melbourne fan replies, "Do you have any caps?" to which the salesperson replies, "Uhh...well, we haven't had a cap for 5 years..."

I just bought a Melbourne Storm dinner set and it's missing two cups.


The second one is pretty average but I love the rest, especially the third!
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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSat Apr 24, 2010 8:14 am

the cup jokes actually annoy me...the NRL winner gets a trophy...

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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSat Apr 24, 2010 8:40 am

The next Underbelly is UnderBelamey The tale of two books

melbourne zoo became the key sponsors of the storm today. The new stadium signage now reads we have cheetahs too

for sale a storm jersey a flag a scarf but no cap apparently the storm don't believe in them
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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSat Apr 24, 2010 9:12 am

I've seen the NRL trophy.... Its not a cup
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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSat Apr 24, 2010 9:50 am

It's not really a joke, but talking about the trophy - There was a small comic on the back of the courier-mail yesterday and it had the last year's trophy in the Storm torphy cabinet. Then you had the Norm Provan and Arthur Summons figurine things in the trophy jumping out of the trophy cabinet with one of them saying "We're out of here".

Had to see it really
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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSat Apr 24, 2010 10:13 am

Guess all the generic jokes will be out and about aswell

eg

whats got 34 legs and cant climb a ladder...
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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSat Apr 24, 2010 10:42 am

NRL weather forecast: Fine and sunny with no chance of storm.
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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSat Apr 24, 2010 10:47 am

NRL_Fanatic wrote:
NRL weather forecast: Fine and sunny with no chance of storm.

thats a facebook page lol
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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSat Apr 24, 2010 11:25 am

Sibs#12 wrote:
What has 26 legs and still can't climb a ladder? - Melbourne Storm

Did you hear Wally Waldron will be making a guest appearance on MasterChef next week to cook the books?

A Melbourne supporter calls the storm head office and asks for some merchandise. The salesperson replied, "we've got jumpers, shirts, shorts, scarves and more". The Melbourne fan replies, "Do you have any caps?" to which the salesperson replies, "Uhh...well, we haven't had a cap for 5 years..."

I just bought a Melbourne Storm dinner set and it's missing two cups.


The second one is pretty average but I love the rest, especially the third!

Haha i love it
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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSat Apr 24, 2010 12:21 pm

DB wrote:
NRL_Fanatic wrote:
NRL weather forecast: Fine and sunny with no chance of storm.

thats a facebook page lol

same as the 26 legs and ladder one
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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSun Apr 25, 2010 2:43 pm

Haha so many facebook groups. I got texted this one recently..

What's do the Melbourne Storm and Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain have in common? They've both been fked up the arse by a Ledger.
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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSun Apr 25, 2010 2:46 pm

That's Brilliant Storm Jokes... 48427
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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSun Apr 25, 2010 2:54 pm

manly4lyf wrote:
Haha so many facebook groups. I got texted this one recently..

What's do the Melbourne Storm and Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain have in common? They've both been fked up the arse by a Ledger.

*Twitch twitch*

Let us not make fun of Heath.
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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSun Apr 25, 2010 5:37 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSun Apr 25, 2010 5:44 pm

Also like this one

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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSun Apr 25, 2010 6:22 pm

I like the second one the best, mainly because it means for shit all now Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSun May 16, 2010 11:24 am

What has 26 legs and can't climb a ladder?

Melbourne Storm
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PostSubject: Re: Storm Jokes...   Storm Jokes... Icon_minitimeSun May 16, 2010 11:32 pm

Whats the difference between the Storm and a matchstick.........The Matchstick has 2 points
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