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Laughing This is a joke, this 'Reverend' is just pulling bible verses out of his ass that have nothing to do with what he's quoting...

So if we're all gonna meet god one day, what about those who dont believe in him? Rolling Eyes
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Cmon Revhead it happened when i was 7 or 8 and i'm worried about my Eternal Damnation
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PostSubject: Re: Our Lord Jesus christ   Our Lord Jesus christ - Page 6 Icon_minitimeWed Aug 19, 2009 3:27 am

Sibs#12 wrote:
Laughing This is a joke, this 'Reverend' is just pulling bible verses out of his ass that have nothing to do with what he's quoting...
He wouldn't be the only person to do that.
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PostSubject: Re: Our Lord Jesus christ   Our Lord Jesus christ - Page 6 Icon_minitimeWed Aug 19, 2009 4:46 am

HAHAHA
i just read thru this whole thread for the first time and i couldnt stop laughing
what a load of shite Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Our Lord Jesus christ   Our Lord Jesus christ - Page 6 Icon_minitimeFri Aug 21, 2009 4:00 pm

I'll been travelling this wide brown land of Oz lately as a minister for the Lord meeting a lot of folks and learning new things but one peculiar occasion when I was praying to the good Lord above I asked him to give me a sign that things would be alright for a small child who had a illness and just then at that moment I was bitten on the ankle by a weird looking animal that looked like a raccoon. affraid I got such a shock I ended up falling on my fanny. The child got better immediately and we all thanked the Lord for that.

Isn't it amazing how God gives his answer sometimes in the most unexpected moments?
...and does anyone know what that weird colorless animal could of been?

Isaiah 12:1-6
[5] Sing to the LORD, for he has done glorious things; let this be known to all the world.
[6] Shout aloud and sing for joy, people of Zion, for great is the Holy One of Israel among you."
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PostSubject: Re: Our Lord Jesus christ   Our Lord Jesus christ - Page 6 Icon_minitimeFri Aug 21, 2009 4:04 pm

Hail Buddha.
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PostSubject: Re: Our Lord Jesus christ   Our Lord Jesus christ - Page 6 Icon_minitimeFri Aug 21, 2009 4:26 pm

Hey Rev are you opposed to homosexuality as it states in Leviticus 18:22?
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PostSubject: Re: Our Lord Jesus christ   Our Lord Jesus christ - Page 6 Icon_minitimeFri Aug 21, 2009 5:14 pm

The Reverend wrote:
I'll been travelling this wide brown land of Oz lately as a minister for the Lord meeting a lot of folks and learning new things but one peculiar occasion when I was praying to the good Lord above I asked him to give me a sign that things would be alright for a small child who had a illness and just then at that moment I was bitten on the ankle by a weird looking animal that looked like a raccoon. affraid I got such a shock I ended up falling on my fanny. The child got better immediately and we all thanked the Lord for that.

Wasn't a possum was it?

Plus, that kid got better because of the Panadol, not because a possum thought you looked like a tasty treat.
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Do you Dig Slayer Rev.
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PostSubject: Re: Our Lord Jesus christ   Our Lord Jesus christ - Page 6 Icon_minitimeFri Aug 21, 2009 6:58 pm

Hail Darwin

All gods are false and made up!
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PostSubject: Re: Our Lord Jesus christ   Our Lord Jesus christ - Page 6 Icon_minitimeFri Aug 21, 2009 7:03 pm

redunderthebed wrote:
Hail Darwin

All gods are false and made up!

Except for Eric Clapton, he's real

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PostSubject: Re: Our Lord Jesus christ   Our Lord Jesus christ - Page 6 Icon_minitimeFri Aug 21, 2009 7:10 pm

I'm sorry Feldster but i don't see why you Worship such a "a little above average" performer. He Ripped Bob Marley off and that was his biggest hit . Bob Marley is worshippable not "Richard" Clapton IMO.

P.S. Are those Fighting Words Cause if so i'll tone it down a little.
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washs hands of statement


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PostSubject: Re: Our Lord Jesus christ   Our Lord Jesus christ - Page 6 Icon_minitimeFri Aug 21, 2009 8:01 pm

Megadeecee wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
Hail Darwin

All gods are false and made up!

How funny is it when you see a Darwinist argue with a Churchie . The Churcie just will not accept Facts

I agree i was just putting the facts out there. Razz Laughing
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I came here to remove my Outragous (To Some) Statement Now i Can't. I'm not sure why your razzin me.
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Classic thread. Laughing
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Megadeecee wrote:
I'm sorry Feldster but i don't see why you Worship such a "a little above average" performer. He Ripped Bob Marley off and that was his biggest hit . Bob Marley is worshippable not "Richard" Clapton IMO.

P.S. Are those Fighting Words Cause if so i'll tone it down a little.

Some classic songs/covers by Clapton:
- Layla
- Crossroads
- Sunshine Of Your Love
- White Room
- Badge
- Tears In Heaven
- Strange Brew
- Tears in Heaven
- Cocaine
- After Midnight
- I Shot The Sheriff
- Change The World
- My Father's Eyes
- Wonderful Tonight
- Knockin' on Heaven's Door
- Lay Down Sally
- Hoochie Coochie Man
- Motherless Child
- Have You Ever Loved A Woman

Member of some great bands:
- Cream
- Derek and the Dominoes
- Blind Faith
- The Yardbirds (spawned Led Zeppelin)
- John Mayall and the Blues Breakers
- Plastic Ono Band

Some of his great contributions to music:
- An amazing duet album with JJ Cale
- An equally amazing duet album with BB King
- Played lead guitar on Beatles' song "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
- Worked with Carlos Santana on "Supernatural"
- Played on "Concert for Bangladesh" (first ever benefit concert)
- Organized the charity gig "Concert for George"
- Organized the Crossroads Guitar Festival to raise money for drug rehab clinic, with Santana, JJ Cale, John Mayer, BB King, Robert Cray, ZZ Top and heaps more performing there, as well as himself.
- Ranked by Rolling Stone as the 4th greatest guitarist of all time (Behind Hendrix, Allman and BB King)
- Ranked by Feldy as the 2nd greatest guitarist of all time (behind Hendrix)
- Ranked by Feldy as the 4th favourite recording artist of all time in his Top 100 on TFW (behind Beatles, Wilburys and Bob Dylan)

That enough reason's to worship him? Laughing
I suppose if your not into the Blues and Roots side of things, you don't appreciate him as much... his blues work is impressive

Don't see Our Father In Heaven with a resume that impressive Razz
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^ ... his resume probably has a gazillion pages of people on it..
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I said he was "a little above average" Feldster . Bob Marley Will do me just Fine thank Yop I could do a long winded Spiel about Bob Marley but i could't Be Fu8ked at the Moment.
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TFW's most pointless argument?
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PostSubject: Re: Our Lord Jesus christ   Our Lord Jesus christ - Page 6 Icon_minitimeSat Aug 22, 2009 5:33 am

Teal Devils wrote:
TFW's most pointless argument?

Which one? The Clapton one or the God one? Razz
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You Could have waited another minute or two TD , i would have been gone . Feldster i'd prefer to think of it as a Bob Marley V Eric clapton Love In.

Do you think its possible that Teal just unloaded on you feldster and I.
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TheFeldster wrote:
Teal Devils wrote:
TFW's most pointless argument?

Which one? The Clapton one or the God one? Razz
Both Razz
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Megadeecee wrote:
You Could have waited another minute or two TD , i would have been gone . Feldster i'd prefer to think of it as a Bob Marley V Eric clapton Love In.

Do you think its possible that Teal just unloaded on you feldster and I.

Laughing Yeah, Marley and Clapton are both good Smile But I prefer Clapton (saw him live once, was awesome!)

Also, couldn't help but graffiti an image on Paint to say Clapton is God Razz Will now be my avatar (it was either that or return the BeatleCrows there Razz)
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Teal Devils wrote:
TheFeldster wrote:
Teal Devils wrote:
TFW's most pointless argument?

Which one? The Clapton one or the God one? Razz
Both Razz

Suspect
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