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Roger
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We've heard the good and the bad. Let's post the best and worst pick-up lines you've ever heard. Also, feel free to give any details about the line.
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Theres a party in my pants and the piss is free.

Fail
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PostSubject: Re: The best and worst pick-up lines   The best and worst pick-up lines Icon_minitimeThu Feb 12, 2009 2:50 am

Was your father a thief?
He was??
Ten years?!?!

Oh...

So...Did it hurt?
...I mean, when the angels dropped you from heaven...not your father...that must have been...terrible...

FAIL
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Roger
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PostSubject: Re: The best and worst pick-up lines   The best and worst pick-up lines Icon_minitimeThu Feb 12, 2009 2:52 am

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

fail...
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PostSubject: Re: The best and worst pick-up lines   The best and worst pick-up lines Icon_minitimeThu Feb 12, 2009 3:00 am

Roger wrote:
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

fail...

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Nice one
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Niv
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PostSubject: Re: The best and worst pick-up lines   The best and worst pick-up lines Icon_minitimeThu Feb 12, 2009 6:10 am

If I flip a coin, what's the chance of me getting head?
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Niv wrote:
If I flip a coin, what's the chance of me getting head?

niv u dirty boy
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Dirty man*

The word is your legs, let's spread it.
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I like your shoes, let's F***
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Shooter wrote:
I like your shoes, let's F***

hahaha why bother saying i like your shoes
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Beckham#23 wrote:
Shooter wrote:
I like your shoes, let's F***

hahaha why bother saying i like your shoes

Gotta kick if off with a compliment Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The best and worst pick-up lines   The best and worst pick-up lines Icon_minitimeThu Feb 12, 2009 6:24 am

Shooter wrote:
Beckham#23 wrote:
Shooter wrote:
I like your shoes, let's F***

hahaha why bother saying i like your shoes

Gotta kick if off with a compliment Laughing


bahahaha yer good point

Nice day... Lets F***
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You don't sweat much for a fat chick
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? - FAIL

Are you a parking ticket, Because You got fine written all over you. - FAIL
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is your father a tyre specialist because he stole the tyres off my tractor and put them in your lips-winner Dancing lol! Winner
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Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle

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Excuse me, you dropped something...my jaw!
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are you tired? coz you been running around my mind all day.

do you drive? if so, do you go over any speedhumps? i wouldnt mind driving over your speedhumps Smile

both are massive fails haha.
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This works for a mate of mine on the very odd occassion.

Go up to a girl and ask:

"If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder *put arm on nearest shoulder* or this shoulder? *put arm around the other shoulder* "
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"Root me!"
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PostSubject: Re: The best and worst pick-up lines   The best and worst pick-up lines Icon_minitimeThu Feb 12, 2009 11:15 am

A guy came up to me on the bus and was like
"IF YOU WERE A BOOGER ID PICK YOU,
WAS YOUR DAD A FARMER, CUZ YOU GOT NICE BUNS"

FAILFAILFAIL.
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Nice legs, what time do they open?
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#21WCE wrote:
A guy came up to me on the bus and was like
"IF YOU WERE A BOOGER ID PICK YOU,
WAS YOUR DAD A FARMER, CUZ YOU GOT NICE BUNS"

FAILFAILFAIL.

hahaha wat a lad
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Niv
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What's better than eating a mandarin?

Eating Amanda out.

(only works on girls called Amanda though >.<)
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I wish I was the first to think of this one Very Happy

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