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PostSubject: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 3:20 pm

A new thread for you to tell all your drunken adventures!

Sunday 1 March 2009, 0215.

Just returned home from a night out in home town, sluts a plenty in this town so if your looking for an easy root here is the place to be. I have a Mrs so its just a few cheeky ass grabs for me. My eftpos card is currently not working, not because of lack of funding but because it is fucked, so spent most the night bludging off overs, so get the hangover for free tomorrow woohoo!

Who else is on the booze tonight?

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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 3:59 pm

Haha.

Hendo could have gotten lucky tonight...
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 4:03 pm

Haha, I'm always drunk... I don't need alcohol Dancing
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 6:19 pm

Ass grabs???????????? Surprised!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 9:09 pm

where do you go out drinking hendo?
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 10:47 pm

kiwikid33 wrote:
where do you go out drinking hendo?

Now that I'm back in the bay I usually just drink at a mates then hit Havelock, Napier is a $50+ taxi ride just one way so too expensive, Hastings town is shit!

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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 10:54 pm

Good to hear i was a bit worried you would go out drinking in hastings

Havelocks a good place for a few drinks.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 11:03 pm

Haha, I would rather stay home then go to Hastings town, that place scares me. Yea, I quite a fan of the Loading Ramp and Divas, stay away from Turks and Tav though.

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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 11:11 pm

Bit hungover now Hendo? Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSat Feb 28, 2009 11:14 pm

Got a bit of a head ache but nothing a good feed of McDs and a frozen coke cant fix.

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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSun Mar 01, 2009 2:39 am

The old my card ain't working trick. Always worth a few drinks to the 20+ crowd works well until you get nailed with a "Reversal".
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSun Mar 01, 2009 8:34 am

We were out and about one night, all of us drunk except for one who was driving.

We pulled up outside a club where there was a no standing zone, and after a while the plods rocked up and told us to move (they were in the general area anyway) and as one of them came up to the car my mate put on NWA F*** Tha Police at full blast. I drunkenly tried to explain to the nice Mr. Policeman that in fact we held the job of the constabulary in the highest regard and esteem, and were only listening to such a song in order to explore the psyche of underprivileged Afro-American youth from South-Central L.A.

Not sure how it all came out, but the cop told us to "Get the f*** out of here before we lock you up" and we shot out of there with our tales between our legs.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSun Mar 01, 2009 8:47 am

Playin up 98-99 New years on the sunny Coast We had to walk cause one of the 5 i was with Threatened the cabbie (off our Chops) which meant no cab would take us anywhere And as we were walkin down from Buderim to the coast The Law pulled over next to us And said what are you pineapple heads up to, It was too much.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSun Mar 01, 2009 2:08 pm

hahahahaha good story smashed. I had a funny 1 also.

I had a blinder on friday night, went out with a few mates to republic and then finns (MANUKAU) lol. It was going good untill my mate asked me for my keys, i thought why not so he went back to the car with this chick and she went down on him lol. Next thing we know, 1 of my other m8s is hooking up with the same chick lol, pashing and all hahahaha. We decided to head off after that, but when we were going back my car, my m8 that hooked up with the girl 1st said to my other m8, "How did my d*ck taste?" hahahaha that made the night worth going out for lol.

Any1 else got any drunk stories from the weekend?
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeMon Mar 02, 2009 7:48 am

i didnt get too drunk on the weekend (lack of fundings Sad) but i did go out tho with the girlfriend and some mates
won like 15 bucks on the pokies as well - first proper go lol usually i just chuck in a buck and lose straight away
great night Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeMon Mar 02, 2009 7:57 am

Lol at some of these stories...smashedmirror's is good, and I Laughing so much at Kromy's.

Afc, what goes on with you and your woman when you are drunk together Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeMon Mar 02, 2009 9:14 am

I'll go again: I went away with a few guys and a couple of their girls, and one of the fellas had just bought a new Commodore. He'd tweaked it a bit, and had just put a new set of rims and tyres on it that had set him back about 3 grand.

One night, he and his missus had an early night Wink while the rest of us concentrated on getting shit-hammered. About 3am, while this fella and his girl were having a right old time (and annoying the rest of us with it too), we decided to have some revenge.

We took out his tools and jack, and took all the wheels off the car, and then left it on bricks. We hid them at the house of this dude down the road, and we all kept quiet about it. Next morning the bloke went absolutely ape-shit and running around swearing. We told him we were all slaughtered and hadn't heard anything. He was really revved up saying he'd kick the arse of the people who had done this and just as he was about to call the police we fessed up. We were in the dog house, that's for sure
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeMon Mar 02, 2009 1:21 pm

Sibs#12 wrote:
Lol at some of these stories...smashedmirror's is good, and I Laughing so much at Kromy's.

Afc, what goes on with you and your woman when you are drunk together Razz

thats for me to kno and for u to find out for urself when ur older Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeMon Mar 02, 2009 1:30 pm

Bahaha @ Smasheds one.

Loved Kromys the most though.

Your car? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeWed Mar 04, 2009 4:20 pm

Well, I'm currently drunk. Apparently five pints on an empty stomach equals lights out. That's a shame. Nothing story-worthy happened tonight though, sorry fellas. I'll try to do better in the future
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeThu Mar 05, 2009 2:32 am

Poor form mate, lift your game! XD
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeThu Mar 05, 2009 3:12 am

Bugger...

No stories = Fail
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeFri Mar 06, 2009 11:04 am

whoever lives in canberra come out tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ill see you at shooters!!!!!!!!!!!!! or mooseheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk!   Who's Drunk?? I'm drunk! Icon_minitimeSat Mar 07, 2009 4:32 pm

3:31 on a Sunday Morning

Just returned from yet another night in town, what I learnt tonight is Irish girls are fukn hot and their accent is definitely a turn on. Bring on the OE!

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Irish male accents are sexier..
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